Story by Isabella Houle '19
Do: Get chicken on a stick
Don’t: Be that one edgy kid who insists chicken on a stick is overrated. You’re overrated.
Do: Figure out which teachers you can get to let you leave early
Don’t: Be that one person in the class who says they don’t want to go. Do. Not. Be. That. Kid.
Do: Get some of that root beer from the weird wagon thing that showed up two years ago
Don’t: Spend $15 on the stainless steel cup. Who do you think you are? You know you’re probably going to hand it to a friend or accidently throw it out anyways.
Do: Buy things for other people?
Don’t: Spend all your money on various foods and FORGET that Mother’s Day is next weekend. Trust me. “Look Mom I made you something handmade this year!” only works once.
Do: Cheer when Ms. Blumer and Dr. Gannon get on the carousel, how do they do that? They’re both wearing 7 foot heels and got on there perfectly yet you trip when you’re wearing your (stark white, because that’s when they’re the coolest) Adidas Superstars.
Don’t: Make awkward eye contact with your teachers when you’re in the middle of chowing down on a funnel cake. Not a good experience, 0/10, would not recommend.