Will Marino '25
As I was sitting at my desk the other night, having trenbolone pumped directly into my bloodstream after a workout, I began to think about what factors led me to cultivate such an immaculate physical form and keep such powerful dominance over my peers. Below I have compiled a list of tips and tricks I have learned that have helped me become the spectacular specimen of masculinity that I am today. Men these days have become too weak and it is time for a return to our former glory and power.
A true man always controls his emotions. There is no room in our modern society to feel sad, anxious, or depressed. Your emotions are simply a distraction from your pursuit of dominance and any action that is not taken with the intention of domination of others is useless. Your emotions only have power if you give them power, personally I suggest keeping them as buried as possible. Furthermore, a true man does not take part in activities or hobbies that deal with one's emotions. Participation in the arts is the most beta-male activity a man can perform. Participation in the arts requires study and introspection, and introspection leads to acknowledgement of emotion. Acknowledgement of emotion distracts one from the grind. The only acceptable hobbies for a true man are as follows: kickboxing, weightlifting, and drag. Any other activity is feminine and should be avoided.
An alpha must keep a consistent workout regime. The male body is the pinnacle of beauty in the physical world and constant maintenance of one's body is necessary to assert your dominance over others. In addition to this, a shredded male body is useful in everyday activity such as moving heavy objects, bearing the crushing weight of the pressure put on men in today's society (wOe IS me We hAVE it sO BAd) and beating up incels. Personally I recommend spending seven to eight hours at the gym a day.
An alpha male must act the part. In today’s society an alpha is defined by how he is treated by those around him; thus, an alpha must always refrain from beta and feminine behavior around their inferiors. Beta actions and mannerisms include the following: bad posture, eating vegetarian, wearing makeup, lip wrists, drinking iced coffee and using the urinal next to another man. Any of these actions signals to those around you that you are a soy-boy who deserves little respect.
Lastly, a real man questions everything. Never believe what they tell you, because they are trying to weaken and control you. They want you to think it's ok to exist in a state of mediocrity. Everyday you are told what you can and cannot do, no real man would be controlled like that. Whenever I see a rule without a reason, I go out of my way to obey it. I stare into the sun, I spit into the wind, I eat the silica gel packets that come with my food and I AM FREE. Remember alphas, stay toxic.